In remembrance of the potatoes, here the presentation of the silasticarmourfiends of striterax of douglas adams
The Silastic Armourfiends were an insanely aggressive race who lived on the planet Striterax approximately twenty billion years ago "when the universe was young". They were extremely keen on fighting ? one of the best ways to deal with a Silastic Armourfiend was to lock him in a room by himself, since he would beat himself up sooner or later. They wrecked the surface of their planet in constant wars, and the whole population lived within bunkers deep below the surface.
In an attempt to deal with the problems their violent nature created, the Silastic Armourfiends passed a law that anybody who had to carry a weapon as part of their normal work (including policemen, security guards and primary school teachers) must spend a minimum of 45 minutes each day punching a sack of potatoes. It was hoped that this would allow them to work off their surplus aggression. This plan worked only until someone had the idea to simply shoot the potatoes, and the Silastic Armourfiends were excited about their "first war for weeks."
During one of their more unpleasant wars, the Silastic Armourfiends asked the great computer Hactar to design the Ultimate Weapon for them. The computer complied, creating a hand-held bomb which would connect the core of every major sun via hyperspace, destroying the entire universe. The Silastic Armourfiends attempted to use the bomb to blow up a munitions dump, but fortunately Hactar had built a dud weapon since it could not conceive of any occasion when the use of the real thing would be justified. The Silastic Armourfiends disagreed, and pulverised Hactar.
Eventually, after smashing the hell out of the Strenuous Garfighters of Stug and the Strangulous Stilettians of Jajazikstak, the Silastic Armourfiends found an entirely new way of blowing themselves up, which was of great relief to the Garfighters, the Stilletans, and the potatoes.
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Die Weisheit des Worf's aus Star-Trek lehrte uns den klingonischen Schmerzstock als Belehrung im Pfad der Weisheit zu verstehen.
Die Jatravartiden waren und sind immer noch die natürlich vorkommenden Formen der Vogonen. Sie sind die Rasse aus Viltvood VI , stammen mit 50 Armen , die das Deospray vor dem Rad entwickelt haben. (Siehe dazu Douglas Adams per Anhalter durch die Galaxis)
Das Problem ist nur , das die Jatravartiden gar keine Schmerzstocklehre der Klingonen je erhalten haben. Ich hielt es für wichtig , dass diese Volksgruppe auf dem Weg zum pandimensionalen Wesen, dieser Lehre teilhaftig werden.
Die Klingonen haben die Kultur dazu erfunden, soviel ist sicher
Die Jatravartiden werden bei Douglas Adams per Anhalter durch die Galaxis wie folgt auf englisch beschrieben
"In the beginning the Universe was created.
This has made a lot of people very angry and been widely regarded
as a bad move.
Many races believe that it was created by some sort of God,
though the Jatravartid people of Viltvodle VI believe that the
entire Universe was in fact sneezed out of the nose of a being
called the Great Green Arkleseizure.
The Jatravartids, who live in perpetual fear of the time they
call The Coming of The Great White Handkerchief, are small blue
creatures with more than fifty arms each, who are therefore
unique in being the only race in history to have invented the
aerosol deodorant before the wheel.
However, the Great Green Arkleseizure Theory is not widely
accepted outside Viltvodle VI and so, the Universe being the
puzzling place it is, other explanations are constantly being
sought."
The klingon pain stick ceromony , part of the klingon hertage , totally different to this belief is described in the following youtube video
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Für alle diejenigen, die die Übertragungen von Twitter und Whats-App sowie Facebook zuweit gehen gibt es noch einmal eine Revue der Paragraphen die möglicher -weise tangiert werden. In Bezug auf die Weitergabe und Verbreitung steht dazu §3BDSG (BundesDatenSchutzGesetz) und §5BDSG sowie der allseits beliebte Artikel 2 des Grundgesetzes . Ich schiebe deshalb noch einmal die englische Übersetzung dieses Artikels hier ein.
This is the translation of the article 2 of the basic law of the federal republic of germany .
Article 2
[Personal freedoms]
(1) Every person shall have the right to free development of his personality insofar as he does not violate the rights of others or offend against the constitutional order or the moral law.
(2) Every person shall have the right to life and physical integrity. Freedom of the person shall be inviolable. These rights may be interfered with only pursuant to a law.
Article 4
[Freedom of faith and conscience]
(1) Freedom of faith and of conscience and freedom to profess a religious or philosophical creed shall be inviolable.
(2) The undisturbed practice of religion shall be guaranteed.
(3) No person shall be compelled against his conscience to render military service involving the use of arms. Details shall be regulated by a federal law.
Article 5
[Freedom of expression, arts and sciences]
(1) Every person shall have the right freely to express and disseminate his opinions in speech, writing and pictures and to inform himself without hindrance from generally accessible sources. Freedom of the press and freedom of reporting by means of broadcasts and films shall be guaranteed. There shall be no censorship.
(2) These rights shall find their limits in the provisions of general laws, in provisions for the protection of young persons and in the right to personal honour.
(3) Arts and sciences, research and teaching shall be free. The freedom of teaching shall not release any person from allegiance to the constitution.
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Für alle diejenigen , die die Gesetzgebung in diesem Staat immer noch nicht begriffen haben, hier der -Wortlaut des berühmten Paragraphen 181a des StGB auf englisch . Hier nun die englische Übersetzung.
For all those who still didn't get the idea of german laws here a special part of which i am for sure not to be hold guilty. This should somehow remind the person , that regular visits to a whore are illegal in this state .
Note once you pay a prostitute you take up measures to prevent the finishing of the prostitution.
§ 181 a Criminal Code or Law (called "Pimping"):
(1) Whoever
1. exploits another person engaging in prostitution or
2. for their own pecuniary benefit controls another person?s exercise of prostitution, determines the place, time, extent or other circumstances of the exercise of prostitution, or takes measures to prevent the person from giving up prostitution,
and to that end maintains a general relationship with the person beyond a particular occasion, incurs a penalty of imprisonment for a term of between six months and five years.
(2) Whoever undermines another person?s personal or financial independence by promoting, on a commercial basis, that person?s exercise of prostitution by procuring sexual relations, and to that end maintains a general relationship with the person beyond a particular occasion, incurs a penalty of imprisonment for a term not exceeding three years or a fine.
(3) Whoever commits the offences referred to in subsection (1) nos. 1 and 2 or promotes the activities referred to in subsection (2) in relation to their spouse or life partner incurs the penalty indicated in subsections (1) and (2).
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Hey , es gibt wieder schwarze Bohnen und Schweinefleisch, genannt Feijoada , das brasilianische Nationalgericht.
Das schmeckt so gut , da kann man sagen: " Alle Dinge sind durch dasselbe gemacht und nichts ist gemacht was daraus nicht gemacht ist. " Denn das ist dann eine Feijoada. Etwas anderes hätte das ja auch gar nicht sein können. Das besondere ist , das man das Schweinefleisch solange kocht bis es eine typisch schwarze bis dunkle Farbe annimmt.
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